The Zombie Apocalypse

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED PAINTBALL BUT DIDN’T LIKE GETTING COVERED WITH PAINT? OR YOU WANTED TO PLAY BUT DIDN’T WANT TO GET SHOT? WELL, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, BECAUSE AT ZOMBIE WARZ YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE DOING THE SHOOTING. ZOMBIES DO NOT FIRE BACK.

DON’T BE CONCERNED IF YOU HAVE NEVER SHOT A PAINTBALL GUN. AT THE START OF EACH TRIP OUR TRAINED PERSONNEL WILL EXPLAIN AND DEMONSTRATE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FIRING YOUR WEAPON AND KILLING ZOMBIES.

ZOMBIE HUNTERS TAKE THEIR POSITION ON ONE OF OUR THREE ZOMBIE ASSAULT VEHICLES (ZAV). EACH ZAV IS AN AM GENERAL M923 6X6 ARMY TRUCK AND TRAILER SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED WITH MOUNTED WEAPONS TO ALLOW YOU AND 32 OTHER PEOPLE TO PERMANENTLY TAKE THESE ZOMBIES OUT AND SAVE OUR COUNTRY.

EACH TRIP LASTS APPROXIMATELY HALF AN HOUR, AND FOR YOUR SAFETY YOU NEVER GET OFF THE ZAV WHILE HUNTING. WE TRANSPORT YOU AND YOUR TEAM THROUGH THE ENTIRE GROUNDS OF ZOMBIE WARZ.

BE AWARE THAT WHILE WE ARE MANEUVERING THROUGH THE DESERT, YOU WILL ENCOUNTER DOZENS AND DOZENS OF RAVENOUS ZOMBIES AT DIFFERENT SCENARIOS. THEY WILL TEST YOUR MARKSMANSHIP, SO SHOOT STRAIGHT AND SHOOT TO STOP THEM.

DON’T WORRY IF YOU BURN THROUGH AMMO. IT IS YOUR JOB TO ELIMINATE EVERY ZOMBIE YOU CAN, AND YOU CAN PURCHASE ALL THE AMMO YOU WANT THROUGHOUT THE COURSE. SO SHOOT THOSE EVIL ZOMBIES OVER AND OVER BEFORE YOU MAKE THAT FINAL SHOT TO THE HEAD. AND DON’T FORGET TO DOUBLE TAP…

…JUST IN CASE.